(via hotcakechair, j-p-g)
Ladies if he doesn’t:
Like your pictures
Call you back
Plays the bass
Refuses to include Brian’s guitar solo on back chat
Wrote a song about premature ejactlation
Can make you curl up and die with two sentences
He’s not your man. He’s John Richard Deacon and he was born on August 19th, 1951.
lostmatty
